Poems with punch lines.

I have written one:

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
rolled on the ground
and Jill screamed, "I thought we ought to go higher?"

Note: Textbook Pg. 7

Would you like to try? It's easy and fun. Just think of a poem that you know and change the last line. Make it funny or silly or zany or wacky or comical or goofy or...

Riddles can be funny too! (Click Me!)

Jokes are funny. So are riddles! However, jokes and riddles are not the same.
1. Do you know why they are not the same?

2. What's the answer to this riddle?
I have eyes but cannot see. What am I?

3. Do you have a riddle to share?
(You may choose to leave out the answer or include the answer)

Bert's Pigeon Jokes

Ernie is not interested in Bert's jokes. He thinks they are not funny. What do you think? Do you have a joke to share?

What did Big chimney say to Small chimney?
You're too young to smoke!

Reading with Understanding

CLICK on this website.
It will bring you to a book entitled: "The Wiener Dog Magnet"

Once you have finished reading the book, answer these questions and type them in COMMENTS.
Please write the question number and write your name.

Enjoy!

1) What was the little monkey's name?
2) How many times did she clean her room?
3) Which magnet did she buy?
4) Where did she bring the magnet to?
5) In your opinion, why were the real dogs attracted to her magnet?
6) How did she save the alligators?
7) The word 'collapsed' in pg 18 means __________________________.
8) The phrase "slept soundly" in pg 20 means _____________________________.

'Eat' can appear differently if used with different nouns (singular of plural) and different tenses. They can be - eat, eats, ate, is eating.

She eats her bread greedily.
Tom and Jerry eat grapes and bananas.
He ate the burger yesterday.
She is eating durians.

Can you try and think of a verb and write four different sentences?

Write you name ok!