1 THE LITTLE MONKEY NAME WAS KIKIMARIE. 2 SHE CLEAN HER ROOM SIXTEEN TIMES. 3 SHE BROUGHT THE WIENER DOG MAGNET. 4 SHE BROGHT THE MAGNET EVERYWHERE SHE GO. 5 IN MY OPINION THE REAL DOGS CAN'T STICK TO THE MAGNET.
6 SHE USED THE MAGNET TO SAVE THE ALLIGATORS. 7 THE WORD 'COLLAPSED'MEAN TO FALL DOWN IN HELPLESS OR UNCONSCIOUS CONDITION. 8 THE PHRASE 'SLEPT SOUNDLY' IN PG 20 MEANS TO SLEEP VERY HEAVILY.
Yes,when it was young it was four legs,when it was adult it has two leg,when ir was old it was three legs.
Ans:when small is a baby ,baby crawls,when it was adult it walks so it two legs,when it was old a old man/women use a stick to move so it shoudle be three legs
it is not really funny but i have a riddle there is nothing in sam's house oly a wooden door, no matter how he push the wooden door he still cant get out, how he go out of the room?
A man comes into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The bar keeper brings him his beer. After he has drunk it, he grabs in his bag and puts a small piano on the bar, grabs in his bag and puts a small chair on the bar and grabs a third time in his bag and sits down a small man on that chair. And the small man plays piano very well, a the most beatyful music they've ever heared. After he's finished, everyone applauds. And the bar keeper asks the man: "Where do you have it from? It's so wonderful."
And the man said: "I own an dgini-lamp. And so I got this by a wish of mine. Hey," he said to the bar keeper, "do you have a wish? You can wish you everything!"
A village schoolteacher once said to the class that he would reward anyone who could get him to leave the room.A clever student said,"Sir, I can't do that. But if you are outsude, I can make you come in." The teacher left the room and said,"Now make me come in." "See,I've already got you to leave the room," said the boy
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1 THE LITTLE MONKEY NAME WAS KIKIMARIE. 2 SHE CLEAN HER ROOM SIXTEEN TIMES. 3 SHE BROUGHT THE WIENER DOG MAGNET. 4 SHE BROGHT THE MAGNET EVERYWHERE SHE GO. 5 IN MY OPINION THE REAL DOGS CAN'T STICK TO THE MAGNET.
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6 SHE USED THE MAGNET TO SAVE THE ALLIGATORS. 7 THE WORD 'COLLAPSED'MEAN TO FALL DOWN IN HELPLESS OR UNCONSCIOUS CONDITION. 8 THE PHRASE 'SLEPT SOUNDLY' IN PG 20 MEANS TO SLEEP VERY HEAVILY.
Lim Ching Han
I think the jokes are a little bit funny.
Yes.What do you call a fish with no eye?
Ans:A fsh
Hahahaha. I got your joke Ching Han!
That's funny!
LIM CHING SIANG
I think it is not funny.
Yes,what fast food do sea monsters eat?
Ans:fish and ships
That's very creative Ching Siang. It took me some time, finally I got the joke! Hehe!
XU HONG TING
"Can you name four animals of the cat family?"
"Mother cat ,father cat,and two kittens."
That's a cute joke Hong Ting! For a while, I keep thinking of Lions and Cheetahs... Funny!
i think its not funny
Yes,when it was young it was four legs,when it was adult it has two leg,when ir was old it was three legs.
Ans:when small is a baby ,baby crawls,when it was adult it walks so it two legs,when it was old a old man/women use a stick to move so it shoudle be three legs
i am going to give you a riddle .
Why is the maths book always crying?ans:it is becauseit had too much problems
That song and video is so fonny!rubber duck!!!hehe
yes it is funny
no i don have any jokes to share
the song is funny too
yes it is funny
no i don't have any jokes to share
the song is funnny.
i | tis story
it is not really funny but i have a riddle there is nothing in sam's house oly a wooden door, no matter how he push the wooden door he still cant get out, how he go out of the room?
Ans:he pull the door to open
I do not like it.No
it is funny
i haveno jokes
Yes , its so funny
But i don not have a joke to share
it is very funny
i dun have any jokes to share
A man comes into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The bar keeper brings him his beer. After he has drunk it, he grabs in his bag and puts a small piano on the bar, grabs in his bag and puts a small chair on the bar and grabs a third time in his bag and sits down a small man on that chair.
And the small man plays piano very well, a the most beatyful music they've ever heared. After he's finished, everyone applauds. And the bar keeper asks the man: "Where do you have it from? It's so wonderful."
And the man said: "I own an dgini-lamp. And so I got this by a wish of mine. Hey," he said to the bar keeper, "do you have a wish? You can wish you everything!"
One Day,Jane walk,walk,walk....
Suddeny,some cats walk aroud her Jane was so scared that she cry n cry
All is very funny but I would like to do a joke too.mary father have five child ,lili,lala,lulu and ly ly. what is the last child's name?
All is very funny but I would like to do a joke too.mary father have five child ,lili,lala,lulu and ly ly. what is the last child's name?
A village schoolteacher once said to the class that he would reward anyone who could get him to leave the room.A clever student said,"Sir, I can't do that. But if you are outsude, I can make you come in." The teacher left the room and said,"Now make me come in." "See,I've already got you to leave the room," said the boy
Knock,Knock
who there?
meow
meow who?
meow the cat
what do u called a witch at the
beach?only for u madam yany!!!!!!!!
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