Thursday, June 5, 2008

Poems with punch lines.

I have written one:

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
rolled on the ground
and Jill screamed, "I thought we ought to go higher?"

Note: Textbook Pg. 7

Would you like to try? It's easy and fun. Just think of a poem that you know and change the last line. Make it funny or silly or zany or wacky or comical or goofy or...

39 comments:

hongting said...
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hongting said...

Tom and Jill
climbing a hill
when they reached the top of the hill
they fell down from a cliff.
Oh,no!

Andry said...

Very good Hong Ting!

Lim Ching Han said...

ha ha he he that's funny.yes.i would like to try.poem:i fear not winter's cold or storm.i wear no clothes to keep me warm,but when spring comes , i dress in red and brighten town and country scene.




my own.

DEDEIZUL said...

I like all the funny poem and i want to try too.I like fire and wind.Don't forget earth and sea.I like to control all of them but they are just to week.

Andry said...

Very creative poems Zul and Ching Han! Good job! I find Ching Han's poem quite silly and Zul's poem is a little comical. Good effort!

catherine said...
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limlingling said...

jack and james climb up the hill james fell down the hill james has injured iitself

Axeman said...

Mary and Jerry went up the hill to fetch a pail orf water . Jerry fell down and broke her arm and mary said ,"i thought we ought to go higher.

Axeman said...

Mary and Jerry went up the hill to fetch a pail of water . Jerry fell down and broke her arm and mary said ,"i thought we ought to go higher.

Axeman said...

Mary and Jerry went up the hill to fetch a pail of water . Jerry fell down and broke her arm and mary said ,"i thought we ought to go higher.

Ang Le Yi said...

Thats very funny but I would like to try too :).I feel cold when it is sunny day, I fell warm when it is rainy daybut when it is noon and it is not sunny and rainy day I have no feeling.

wanting said...
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jermin said...

jermin
Mary and Jerry went up the hill to fetch a pail of water . Jerry fell down and broke her arm and mary said ,I thought we ought to go higher.

alexng said...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and brock his leg so Jill had to carry him home.

Unknown said...

I get up when it is 7 o'clock.
I go to brush my teeth when 8 o'clock.I go to schoole when it 9 o'clock.oh my god !!!!! so late so late

wanting said...
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angel said...

This is real isn't,Diaz is catching Emily and she fall down.

catherine said...

I wake up at 5.30 when its school.
then i go and brush my teeth and bath...i 6.30 then at school...but its very boring

xiongwei said...

yeo xiong wei
why does the tortise cannot eat

ANS:FAST FOOD















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Unknown said...

catherine u cannot post that comment!the (pansai)

Ashley said...

Does fish have ears?

liangyun said...

I plucked a honeysuckle where

The hedge on high is quick with thorn ,

And climbing for the prize ,

was torn ,

And fouled my feet in quag-water;

And by the thorns and by the wind

The blossom that I took was

thinn ’d ,

And yet I found it sweet and fair .

Thence to a richer growth I came ,

Where , nursed in mellow intercourse ,

The honey suckles sprang by scores ,

Not harried like my single stem ,

All virgin lamps of scent and dew ,

So from my hand that first I threw ,

Yet plucked not any more of them .

 

Note: The name honeysuckle comes from the sweet nectar that the flower produces to intoxicate the greedy bee. Its powerful fragrance seduces the human senses as it pervades the air. The perfume of this passionate plant may turn a maiden’s head, hence wild honeysuckle is a symbol of inconstancy in love.

 

kahkah said...
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zishan said...

I saw a weird man who wear a hat and that hat is a frying pan!!!!!!

bernice said...

bernice said.......

i have a meeting today with my friends...my friends said they could not turn up so i was sad
as i walk home it...it is raining cats and dogs.....what a bad luck today!!!!!!!!!

angel said...

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and sprain his hand
and jill scream,"l thought we ought to go higher?"

jermin said...

jermin

Angel and Wayne went up to the hill
Wayne fall down from the hill and broke his leg Angel said,I thought u pour away the water

diaz said...

Mary and Jerry went up the hill to fetch a pail orf water . Jerry fell down and broke her arm and mary said ,"i thought we ought to go higher.

Ashley said...

One day,Roy went fishing. He wait for 2h n he fish a big fish! He was so happy!

Joker said...

Roses r red
Violets r blue
sugar is sweet and so r honey

kahkah said...

Orange is brave
Orange is bold
It's bittersweet
And marigold.
Orange is zip
Orange is dash
The brigest stripe
In a Roman sash.

xiongwei said...

Tim and his mother
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Tim fell down
and rolled on the ground
his mother said "why are you so careless ?! "

Andry said...

Good job everyone. I enjoyed reading all your poems. Some are creative and some are funny too.

catherine said...

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's hores and all the kings men.
Could not put humpty together together again.

chinxiang said...

I got a poem to share.

I like fun with a gun and eating a bun in the sun.


same:un

chinxiang said...

That was acctually my brother's poem.And now I made him angry.don't be angry brother.stay calm.ok?

Elizabeth TanShiZhen said...

My brother likes to eat nasi lemak ......

Oneday my auntie ask him,'why you likes to eat nasi lemak ,is it taste good ?"

shizhen

Anonymous said...

Carman See

a bunch of lime is growed of time with lot of juicy lime